Monday 9 March 2009

A Joke

A Joke

I really try to understand this credit crunch. Where is the money?

Today Rabbi Chaim Moskovitch from Hendon explained it all to me with a cliene witty Jewish joke.


A building contractor wants some quotes to build 2 flats...

The Irishman builder quotes £500,000....

"How did you arrive at that figure?" asked the contractor....

" £200,000 labour, and £300,000 for materials.


The Scotish builder quotes £600,000...

£300,000 labour and £300,000 for materials.


Moish'le the Jewsh builder quotes £1 millon....

The contractor says "how did you arrive at that figure?"

"Easy" sais the Jewish builder " £250,000 for you, £250,000 for me.... and we will get the Irishman to do the job


United Against Labour


Posted by Auntie Ziona at 7:42 PM

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