Thursday 25 August 2011

You know you're Zionist when...

Contributed by Hassaan, thanks Hasssan


You can choose to adopt a different identity and later hijack it for your nationalist motives

Everybody wanted to historically kick you out of their empire for obvious reasons!

You can seek refuge in someone else homeland and then later call it yours!

You can accuse people fighting for their homeland as terrorists!

You can display your ultra-nationalism even though you're bunch of immigrants!

You pretend to be follower of Judaism yet you base your state on secular values!

Anyone who justifiably criticizes you is Antisemitic!

You can still collect considerable sympathy over holocaust even though you follow similar Nazi attitude towards Palestinians!

You can afford to have nuclear weapons while a Muslim country possessing it is a threat for humanity!

Superpowers use their veto every time to save your ass!

You're less than 0.3% of the world but you steal many of the world's capital through investment banking institutions!

You're brave enough to raid a humanitarian flotilla!

You can still prosper consistently while the rest of the world goes bankrupt!

Even though deep down you know the truth, you will still deny most of the above-mentioned facts!



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1 comment:

Gilad Atzmon said...

Strong words but I would add that you can call yourself a Zio once you operate politically in a Jewish exclusive political setting.
Peace G